Look what just arrived! And just as I’m finishing off today’s CMU Daily Top Story on Trump’s grand TikTok ban. But it won’t affect my totally independent reporting on that outrageous, unwarranted and unforgivable decision by the US President. Honest. I should add, it’s because TikTok is celebrating its second birthday in the UK. Nothing more sinister than that. Oh my God, have the cup cakes been bugged by the Chinese government? Quick, I better eat them all!